yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
