he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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