she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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