i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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