i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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