let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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