How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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