Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
