Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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