Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
how drunk are you?
Several
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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