I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
