Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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