people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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