i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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