i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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