I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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