What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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