is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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