I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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