Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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