____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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