I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
3 2 1 whiskey
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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