My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
then he tried to convert me to islam
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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