So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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