NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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