That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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