this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
God, I missed his penis.
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