I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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