I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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