Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Randomize
