Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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