Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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