Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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