I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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