That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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