What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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