nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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