Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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