She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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