David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
