I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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