with your own penis?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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