We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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