he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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