TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
