he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The Olympian is in my bed
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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