Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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