Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Come share oat with me in your robe
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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