Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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