It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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