yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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