Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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