Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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