I'm really into asian looking animals
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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