Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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