I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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