I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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