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(540): View more from Virginia

just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping

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(313): View more from Michigan

hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico

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(407): View more from Florida

I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.

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(516): View more from New York

Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.

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(415): View more from California

you should be awarded for your promiscuity.

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i really should.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION

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(507): View more from Minnesota

It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.

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