Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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